If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
(Source: omg-relatable)
- when my followers message me: I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome! god this is weird I'm sorry.
- when I message them back: SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
(Source: drowned-in-daydreams)
(Source: kikmessenger)
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